i have 3 moods:
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ????????????????
- ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?
(via laughcentre)
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
(Source: merzbildschwet, via satan-official)
im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive
some
(via satan-official)
my talents include
- sleeping
- eating
- hating myself
- saying the wrong thing
- listening to awesome music
(via awkwardspicyness)
why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….
the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account
(via jerrodkun)
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
(via miss-written)
Angelina Jolie collects knives and knows how to cut a man.
(Source: pevero, via urworstnytmare13)
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
(via laughcentre)